thiseternaloptimist:

It’s really funny because two of my sources for Thursday’s presentation are from the same column, about a month apart, right? One is the original article, the other is a response to someone criticizing the article.

One of my favorite parts: “If we had been writing for a scientific journal we should have cited the reference in a footnote, but as everybody knows, footnotes are not permissible in the press.”

EXCEPT THERE ARE TWO IN THE ORIGINAL ARTICLE

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

Wait. WAIT. THAT’S NOT THE ORIGINAL ARTICLE. THAT’S THE RESPONSE.THE RESPONSE HAS THE FOOTNOTES. THAT MAKES IT BETTER.

It’s really funny because two of my sources for Thursday’s presentation are from the same column, about a month apart, right? One is the original article, the other is a response to someone criticizing the article.

One of my favorite parts: “If we had been writing for a scientific journal we should have cited the reference in a footnote, but as everybody knows, footnotes are not permissible in the press.”

EXCEPT THERE ARE TWO IN THE ORIGINAL ARTICLE

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

Agreed. They’re being pretty understanding about it, though, so at least there’s that.

Oh, that’s good to hear!

(I mention the other because I accidentally ended up being the one with everyone else’s email addresses for a group project had a breakdown so I can’t really schedule talks with them and thus I feel bad because it’s my fault)

Oh, man. None of that sounds very nice. I formally petition to have all group projects banned forever.

bakeanddestroy:

bonjourwhitney:

YES! That seibei shirt is on my wish list. 😍

Check it out,
seibei

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drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

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Awww. *Gives hug* Presentations are hard. Especially group ones. I DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO MAKE UP FOR OTHERS’ FAILINGS. I DON’T WANT OTHERS TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH MY OWN FAILINGS. LET US ALL FAIL SEPARATELY.

YES THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT IT IS LET US ALL FAIL ON OUR OWN EXCEPT FOR ME LET ME PASS WITH THE HIGHEST GRADE EVER

You know who’d make a better lab partner?
Sharka. He only goes surfing once the work is done. Also, he’s very into science.
Bonus: I made you a reaction pic/GIF.


You better believe I saved both of those!

You know who’d make a better lab partner?

Sharka. He only goes surfing once the work is done. Also, he’s very into science.

Bonus: I made you a reaction pic/GIF.

You better believe I saved both of those!