umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

(via ms-eeta-buffet)

lostvox:

HELLO, ACCURATE PIE CHART REFLECTING MY LIFE

(via angelicdiaspora)

p0kemina:

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.

(via screaming-lamb)

“Forget stardust—you are iron. Your blood is nothing but ferrous liquid. When you bleed, you reek of rust. It is iron that fills your heart and sits in your veins. And what is iron, really, unless it’s forged?

You are iron. And you are strong.”

stability:

i dont want to go back to school i want to travel the world and watch more shows on netflix

(via screaming-lamb)

wikdsushi:

fuckingrecipes:

ransomdracalis:

isozyme:

roachpatrol:

vastderp:

the-rain-monster:

A NYC grad student working on food stamps for her thesis has released a free cookbook for those living on $4/day.

SIG NAL BOO OO OO OOOST

hello

oooooh this is so nice!

I believe it’s important to eat well, even when you’re strapped for cash. It’s good for your health and energy! This cookbook is full of delicious and healthy recipes, the ingredients of which are fairly inexpensive.

I ACKNOWLEDGE THIS WOMAN AS A FELLOW WARRIOR AND A FANTASTIC HUMAN BEING. 

Someone become this woman’s patron so she can keep doing things like this.  Holy crap, could I have ever used this a few years ago.  Hell, I could use it now!

(via larissafae)

tonystarks:

tony issues tablets to all the avengers and thor sighing because this technology’s so fucking old he barely remembers how to use it anymore

(via honeybadgerdontgaf)