oh hell no

fucking nope.


I think this movie traumatized a generation.

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The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts

Praying for all my followers who are entering or who have entered finals week.

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‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.

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Now you can Play or Download all the soundtrack of Steven Universe. ENJOY!!



  1. *We are the Crystal Gems (Main Title)
  2. *Ending Theme
  3. *Cookie Cat
  4. *Pearl’s Theme
  5. *Steven’s Shield
  6. *The Mother
  7. *Dad Museum
  8. *Let Me Drive My Van (Into Your Heart)
  9. *Water Damage
  10. *Drop the Strawberry
  11. *The Waterfall
  12. *Gimme Gimme
  13. *That’s Unusual!
  14. *Peedee’s Blues
  15. *Strawberry Battlefield/The Sleeping Pyramid
  16. *Heart of the Pyramid
  17. *That’s the End of Another Day
  18. *Purple Puma and Tiger Millionaire
  19. *Lion’s Theme
  20. *Desert Glass
  21. *Funland Arcade
  22. *Road Killer
  23. *Teens of Rage
  24. *Meat Beat Mania: Over Easy
  25. *Meat Beat Mania: FLAMBÉE!
  26. *Giant Woman 
  27. *Giant Woman (Ringtone Version)
  28. *Opal
  29. *Amalgam (Extended Version)
  30. *Spaced Out Beats
  31. *The Hill
  32. *Dance of Swords
  33. *Holo Pearl
  1. *We are the Crystal Gems (Pilot Version)
  2. *We are the Crystal Gems (Instrumental)
  3. *We are the Crystal Gems (Demo 1)
  4. *We are the Crystal Gems (Demo 2)
  5. *Cookie Cat (Demo) 
  6. *Cookie Cat (Instrumental) 
  7. *Let Me Drive My Van (Into Your Heart) (Demo)
  8. *Giant Woman (Demo)
  9. *Giant Woman (Ringtone Version) 
  10. *Giant Woman (Acapella)

FUTURE SOUNDTRACK WILL BE ADDED. (Latest Update: April/ 14/ 2014)

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I don’t mean to get all “90s kid” on everyone, but it just occurred to me that there are now a sizable number of people on the internet who don’t remember what it was like when Pokemon was everywhere.

Like, obviously Pokemon is still very popular, but I mean it was everywhere. Back in the late 90s/early 2000s there was not a single goddamn square foot of human civilization that didn’t have Pokemon on it.

You could wake up in the morning, slide out from under your Pokemon blanket, and go to the kitchen to eat some Pokemon marshmallow cereal and a Pokemon pop-tart. Then you get driven to school while listening to the Pokemon soundtrack CD your parents have very graciously allowed you to play in the car for the past three months.

It’s classtime. You’re doodling pictures of Pokemon inside your Pokemon notebook. You crush the lead on your Pokemon pencil with the Pokemon pencil topper, so you borrow a Pokemon pencil sharpener from your friend, who pulls it out of her Pokemon backpack with Pokemon keychains on it.

Time for lunch. Your lunchbox? Pokemon, of course, though you can hardly see it underneath all the Pokemon stickers you’ve plastered over it. Inside you find a Pokemon fruit roll-up, a pb&j sandwich made with jelly from a collectible Pokemon jelly jar, and a box of apple juice. (The apple juice is not Pokemon-themed, but your mother has drawn a crude approximation of a Bulbasaur on it, because she loves you.)

Then recess, glorious recess. Half the kids run around the playground, pretending to either be wild Pokemon or Team Rocket members. The other half bring out their Pokemon cards. Anyone who hasn’t brought their own alternates between discussing Pokemon card strategy and how excited they are for the upcoming Pokemon movie (so excited.) Somewhere in the back of your mind you notice Kevin isn’t here, but rumor is he managed to smuggle in an entire Game Boy and is hiding in the middle of the playground structure.

School’s out. You read your Pokemon Handbook in the car on the way to get some after-school fast food, with which you get one of an astounding number of Pokemon toys. Back home, you watch one of your favorite Pokemon episodes on tape (they’re all your favorite) and color in your Pokemon coloring book. Your parents, sophisticated adults that they are, read the lastest issue of Time magazine - which has a Pokemon cover story.

Then you have Pokemon-shaped macaroni and cheese for dinner, brush your teeth with a Pokemon toothbrush, and cuddle your Pokemon stuffed animals as you fall asleep.


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School just really sucks cause they take this wonderful concept of learning and discovering new things and just completely ruin it with the atmosphere of judgement and suppression of creativity and strict deadlines and basing your intelligence on a letter and wow you ruined it nice job

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there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

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Good techniques when having a panic attack…

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I don’t even press play anymore I just reblog

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